Your paperz are NOT in order

Repeat the title above in your best Eastern European accent from all of those James Bond movies. Now do it again in your best patronizing, elitist, do-gooder, I-know-what's-best-for you American English accent.

I don't know where I've been the last few years but I was totally unaware of the law that requires retail establishments to scan your driver's license whenever you purchase ANY quantity of over-the-counter drugs. Apparently this is to aid in the tracking and arrest of potential drug alchemists concocting illicit substances from common legal non-prescription medications. Because of you and the bastards that procure your wares I can't buy a single bottle of Nyquil for my wife without the likes of Hillary Clinton knowing about it. Thanks a lot, a**hole!

My wife was telling me a related story about the major hassle a friend of hers experienced. She is a celebrity in her industry and even has her own TV show. She was buying supplies for care packages for the troops. She wanted to buy more than 10 boxes of LEGAL NON-PRESCRIPTION over-the-counter cold medications for the troop care packages. You'd have thought that she was trying to sneak 1000 kilos of cocaine over the border! The drug store gave her the third degree for wanting to buy such an extravagant quantity. What does she NEED this many for? She is a well-known 60 year old grandmother in the community, not a crystal meth dealer!

This is complete bulls**t. Big Brother, Big Sister, and the Government Nanny are watching...

What media bias?

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Much has happened, but that's a tome for another day.

Oh boy, now Harvard says the media has a bias in its coverage/reporting of Democrats versus Republicans. Really? Ya think? Keep it in mind whenever you read, watch, or hear anything from the mainstream press.

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