STFU
I am getting fed up with paying the price for assuaging the guilt of rich, arrogant, do-gooder liberals. They see no contradiction between themselves telling the unwashed masses (you and me) how to live our lives, as compared to their freedom to live their own lives as they wish, i.e., “do as I say, not as I do”.If Sheryl Crow wants to use one square of toilet paper to remove her personal waste from her nether regions, GO RIGHT AHEAD! But where do you get off telling me that I HAVE to?
If VP Al Gore wants to use compact fluorescent bulbs instead of incandescent bulbs, GO RIGHT AHEAD! But where do you get off telling me that I HAVE to?
I wonder how many camera batteries, tons of paper, gallons of fuel, kilowatts of energy, etc. are used (wasted?) surrounding the daily lives of just these two people? If they really want to help the planet, maybe they should discontinue their musical and political careers and stay at home breathing and growing trees. They have more than enough money to be able to survive without “working” another day in their lives.
Following their twisted “logic”, we need even more regulations that are way overdue to save the planet from hellfire destruction:
[1] Limit the home size based on the number of inhabitants. I think 250 square feet per person would be more than plenty. When you have a child or get married you get a larger domicile allowance and less when your kid or your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse moves out. No more mansions and multiple homes for rich entertainers or democratic politicians.
[2] In the spirit of [1], limit the number and size of automobiles allowed to each family/person. A family of four can logistically fit into a 1980 Yugo. Same increase/decrease of automotive allowance rules apply. Imagine no more multiple vehicles, SUVs, station wagons, sports cars, and limos for Hollywood types and politicians! All cars will be electric vehicles of course. How DO we produce the energy to charge these electric cars?
[3] Limit and control all of the food allotted to each person. Same rules above apply. No more McDonalds, bottled water, imported food, etc.
[4] No more resources expended to leisure activity, since it is only a luxury and not productive. No more sports, movies (sorry Al), music and concerts (sorry Sheryl), books, TV, radio, etc.
[5] No more public funded employees (politicians, social workers, bureaucrats). Imagine all of the tons of wasted paper, fuel, electricity, etc. saved here!!! (This one I agree with.)
[6] Limit the number of children to only a replacement for yourself in the population. Besides overpopulating the planet, children use so many resources! A childless couple could sell their reproductive "offsets" or "credits" to those who want more children.
[7] Forbid the use of all technology (computers, phones, TVs, airplanes, etc.) because all they do is pollute and generate waste. No more private G5 jets (sorry Sheryl, Al, Hillary, Nancy, et all).
I could go on, but you get the point.
Maybe we should just eliminate ALL humans from the face of the planet until there is no more "global warming". We should start with those that have a carbon footprint larger than the alloted ration, not adjusted with "credits" (sorry Sheryl and Al)! Yes, yes! Let's do it for "the children" - except that then we're done, there won't be any left.
I have a better suggestion. Do what YOU want to “help save the planet” and I’ll do what I want, so please just shut the f*** up!




